I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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