it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
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