My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
