You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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