Your tits are I can't wait for
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
bring money and cleavage
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
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