p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
he puts the penis in happiness.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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