wake up i wanna do it froggy style
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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