I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
I think I just sharted jello shots
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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