Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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