chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Text me some of your sweat
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