so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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