You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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