problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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