Your tits are I can't wait for
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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