I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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