Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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