my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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