i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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