Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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