allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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