Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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