Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
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