normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
Randomize
