i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Randomize
