Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
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