She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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