this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
then he tried to convert me to islam
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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