Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I just blew my weed a kiss
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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