Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I looked at my own cervix.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
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