Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
last night I used snow as a chaser
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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