3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Randomize
