i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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