Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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