Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I just pynch a tree in the face
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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