When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
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