wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
sex in a hospital.. check
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Randomize
