I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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