xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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