We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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