You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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