Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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