Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Randomize
