There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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