happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
