It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
Let's paint friendship bongs
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize
