Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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