Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
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