i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
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