She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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