I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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