is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
farters have to be the big spoon...
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Randomize
