it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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